Keith McGill & TBA: May 12-15
Keith McGill brings a quick-witted, lively, intelligent slant to
comedy. While he is a black comedian, he is not of the “def jam”
variety. His humor is more of a commentary on all facets of life,
not just one sector of society. However, Keith does offer his own
insights on his experience as a black man in America.
"The Economy"
The economy is getting better, but the media isn't saying very much about it. They like it when the news is bad. When the stocks were dropping, that was all they could talk about. "Oh, my God, your stocks are going down! Watch your stocks! Watch your stocks!" I was like, I should be watching my stocks. Then I realized--I don't have any stocks! I was broke when the meltdown started; I'll be broke when it's over. My portfolio is stable. I'm not waiting for my 401(K) to come back--I don't have one. My 401(K) is a Powerball ticket. My retirement plan is a slippery floor at WalMart.
"The Economy"
The economy is getting better, but the media isn't saying very much about it. They like it when the news is bad. When the stocks were dropping, that was all they could talk about. "Oh, my God, your stocks are going down! Watch your stocks! Watch your stocks!" I was like, I should be watching my stocks. Then I realized--I don't have any stocks! I was broke when the meltdown started; I'll be broke when it's over. My portfolio is stable. I'm not waiting for my 401(K) to come back--I don't have one. My 401(K) is a Powerball ticket. My retirement plan is a slippery floor at WalMart.
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